An official appeal from husbands to the wives who were always going to say yes.
Not a real government. Very real wives.
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Until the only game that matters.
RULING · Petition approved on condition of 'actually pausing'RULING · Request denied: applicant said 'one more mission' in 2019RULING · Authority approved but reserves the right to walk in and ask what's happeningRULING · Approved. The Authority notes he will fall asleep in 20 minutes anyway.RULING · Approved, pending one (1) fully unloaded dishwasherRULING · Denied: the thermostat incident has not been forgottenRULING · Approved. Headset volume will be audited at random.RULING · Conditionally approved: date night was moved twice in MarchRULING · Petition approved on condition of 'actually pausing'RULING · Request denied: applicant said 'one more mission' in 2019RULING · Authority approved but reserves the right to walk in and ask what's happeningRULING · Approved. The Authority notes he will fall asleep in 20 minutes anyway.RULING · Approved, pending one (1) fully unloaded dishwasherRULING · Denied: the thermostat incident has not been forgottenRULING · Approved. Headset volume will be audited at random.RULING · Conditionally approved: date night was moved twice in March
Most of us don't need permission. We're grown. We're busy. We'll play for forty minutes and fall asleep. This site exists because the people who'd let us do anything deserve to be told that out loud, in writing, with a stamp on it.
HOW IT WORKS
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FILE
Fill out Form LUG-6. Promise things. Mean some of them.
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SHARE
Send her the link. Or post it publicly, for leverage.
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SHE STAMPS IT
Approved, conditionally approved, or… he knows what he did.