Maheer has formally petitioned Maisha for GTA VI clearance
I, Maheer, being of sound mind and reasonably clean hands, do hereby petition Maisha for clearance to play Grand Theft Auto VI upon its release on November 19, 2026, without hassle, judgement, or repercussions.
ESTIMATED SESSION LENGTH: One hour, interrupted twice
- 1.I will pause when you speak. Actually pause.
- 2.No phone at dinner (this one's for you)
- 3.Laundry folded AND put away
The applicant respectfully petitions the Authority for the gift of one (1) PlayStation 5 Pro console, noting that his birthday, their anniversary, and/or 'just because' are all acceptable occasions.
The applicant notes 4 years of marriage/partnership with zero prior incidents of note (that he will admit to).
The Authority named above has never once actually stopped the applicant from doing anything that made him happy. This petition is, legally speaking, unnecessary. The applicant simply wanted it on public record that Maisha is the best thing that has ever happened to him, and that no video game — not even this one — comes close.
AWAITING THE AUTHORITY'S REVIEW
Only Maisha can stamp this, using the link she was sent.