I, Ruhin, being of sound mind and reasonably clean hands, do hereby petition Anuva for clearance to play Grand Theft Auto VI upon its release on November 19, 2026, without hassle, judgement, or repercussions.
ESTIMATED SESSION LENGTH: Whatever she says
- 1.I will pause when you speak. Actually pause.
- 2.No phone at dinner (this one's for you)
- 3.Lights out when you say, no negotiation
The applicant notes 16 years of marriage/partnership with zero prior incidents of note (that he will admit to).
ADDITIONAL STATEMENT: “For infinite reasons I love you. One of them is you permitting me to play GTA VI story for 300 hrs without consequences.”
The Authority named above has never once actually stopped the applicant from doing anything that made him happy. This petition is, legally speaking, unnecessary. The applicant simply wanted it on public record that Anuva is the best thing that has ever happened to him, and that no video game — not even this one — comes close.